A couple gets married and on their wedding night the bride asks the man for $20 dollars before they have sex. In his horny state the man readily agrees. This exchange continues for their entire marriage. One evening the woman comes home to find the man drunk and crying. When she asks him what is wrong, the man explains that he had been fired from his job and at the age of 59 he was unlikely to ever find work again.

Calmly the woman opens her purse and shows the man her bank book. The money she received for sex from the man had been carefully invested and over the course of their marriage she had turned it into a three million dollar portfolio.

The man say, “Honey, that`s incredible! if I knew you were doing that I wouldn`t have ever taken my business anywhere else!”

I saw THE GROOMSMEN last week and it is a SUPERB film! It should be out around February/March. If you haven`t given money to Katrina victims maybe you could clear out your closets and donate t-shirts, sweatshirts and pants that you no longer wear. Blankets and diapers are needed too! Send it all to the red cross.

God bless,
Jay