Okay I know I said I wouldn`t bother you anymore in regards to the si.com column but this one is sort of important. I have a bunch of friends that play NFL football and can hardly walk. Check out my take on the NFL players` union.

A young girl walks in on her parents making love. The parents, figuring she is old enough to hear `the talk` sit her down and begin to explain what she saw. The mother says, `Mommy and daddy love each other very much. Daddy puts his penis in mommy`s vagina and that is how you get a baby.` The little girl thinks for a second and says, `Last night I saw daddy had his penis in mommy`s mouth, is that how you get babies too?` The mother says, `No, no, no, that is how you get jewelry!`
Jay