Hello everyone,
It is 7:50 on a monday night and I, as usual, have NOTHING to do. So I type.

I took my dog to the groomers today. Usually I bathe my Rottweiller myself. A few Vanilla candles and a Alanis Morissette CD`s and we get in the ole tub together. Ahh. Puppy love.
When I took my dog to the groomer they asked me if I wanted them to clean her teeth, clip her toe nails and get this…Clean her anal glands! Huh? Where do I begin? I didn`t know dogs had anal glands. I didn`t know I had anal glands. I didn`t realize you could pay someone to clean them either.

I politely declined but told them to feel free to clean my dogs teeth. About fifteen minutes ago, my dog let out a fart that could make a parking meter run out of time. Holy mother of God is it FOUL. Now I am wondering if cleaning canine anal glands can prevent dog farts or at least cut down on emmisions. I guess I will never know.
Jay