I am home from the road. After two weeks, three states and two countries, my Pacific Northwest loop is closed. I first have to stress to you how freaking beautiful this part of the country is. I had no idea. Oregon is the most beautiful place I have ever seen not named Hawaii. The people in the towns I met were amazing. THANK YOU for all of you that came out to see my shows.

Every show was sold out except the Fox Theater in Spokane. Spokane stinks. I had a suite at the Davenport Hotel. I opened the curtains to my suite and had a majestic view of the children’s hospital of Spokane. How delightful to see helicopters coming and going onto and off of the roof. How relaxing. Only 500 people came out to see my show in Spokane, (which amazed me since there does not seem to be anything else AT ALL to do in Spokane). The theater holds one thousand and seven hundred. I sold five hundred tickets. oops. I wont be back.

Seattle, you’re freaking BEAUTIFUL!!! Vancouver, you guys were amazing but you were the only crowd not to stand at the end. Even the five hundred drunks in Spokane gave me a standing ovation. You guys were probably just tired from jogging and doing squats all day. Thank you to Tom Segura for being so much fun to be on the road with (Tom will be with me in Irvine June 18-21). Special thanks to my wife for making a three day drive incredibly fun. Thanks for helping me see new places like a child.  It is good to be home!

jj