Commercials

Are you like me? Do you watch your favorite television programs and then get incensed when the commercials come on? I am not speaking about regular, kiss the puppies, Kodak commercials. Those are nice and usually make me cry. I am talking about these gay celebrity-pimping some product they never use commercials.

You know the ones I mean. Tiger Woods for Buick? BULLSHIT! Do you think this motherfucker has ever driven a Buick? Of course not. He drives a Mercedes. I know this because I put a banana in his tail pipe last week. David Spade for Capital One? BOOOO! What the fuck IS Capital One? I never even heard of this company before. Whatever happened to Visa or American Express? Who the hell takes out their Capital One card to pay for dinner at a restaurant? David Spade? While I am on this particular commercial, am I the only one that notices that David Spade is slowly becoming Ellen Degeneres?

I am so sick and tired of celebrities whoring themselves out to big companies to pick up a paycheck!

Whatever happened to integrity?!!?

These “Celebrities” should all be ashamed of themselves!

Drink Diet Pepsi…It`s DELICIOUS!!!
Jay

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