Greetings from Texas!

Everything is bigger in Texas..especialy your disapointment at the weather when you walk off the plane. Isn’t Texas supposed to be in the DEEP SOUTH? Shouldn’t it be warm? Not today. I landed in San Antonio this morning around 11am and the rain and the wind had the mercury right around 45 degrees. Blech. I am here in San Antonio for a corporate show. I feel VERY lucky to have a few corporate shows on the horizon considering this writers’ strike is not going to be solved anytime soon. My flight out of LAX was at six in the morning..that wasn’t a typo…six am for a flight to San Antonio…That means my wife and I (we always travel together) had to wake up at 4:20. ha ha ha ha…4:20 for a 6am flight. I didn’t mind so much. I sleep on an airplane like someone chloroformed me from behind in my seat… my wife always jokes that if comics get insomnia, they should have airplane seats put in their bedrooms.

My bride and I both had some awful flu this weekend. The kind where you cannot control which ened of your body is going to shoot stuff out of it. My son had bronchitis this weekend too. All in all, we were a lovely family to be around. Thank God the new house has more than two bedrooms! Yikes.

I will try to write later and let you all know how the show went.

Jay