Happy Monday everyone.

Many of you are reading this at work and I am glad to be able to offer you a momentary escape from what certainly sucks balls. Bosses suck. That`s how they become the boss. If you are great or very good at what you do, I suggest you get out of the business and move onto something you know nothing about.

Seriously… how fucking stupid is your boss? How did he or she get to where they are? I have the answer for you: MEDIOCRITY! Everything out of your bosses mouth is layered with a huge chunk of average, and sprinkled with stupid.

“Lets think outside the box” What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Does anyone actually work in a box? If so, then cool. Nice of the boss man to take everyone out to El Torrito to do some thinking. “Think outside the box” means only one thing and one thing only: I HAVE ZERO IDEAS!

By “Box” It is safe to assume your boss is referring to your head. This is only half true. The “Box” in question is your boss` head. There is nothing in it.

When your boss says, “Lets think outside the box”, what they are actually saying is, “My box is a useless stump filled with cabbage and ass kissing`s”. I have thought about a potential solution and cannot think of one. I am an idiot with nothing in my box. Therefore, I am asking you, the employee, to think for me so I don`t get fired from this job. Please, please, please, save my ass AGAIN and use YOUR BOX to come up with a solution so I can talk to MY BOSS and have him think it came from MY BOX.

“Thinking outside the box” is a code for “I got nothing” You do not EVER have to think outside the box to solve anything. Just use your smarter than the boss box and say something when you are finished.

Sadly, your boss doesn`t even know that you are smarter than him or her. If they did they wouldn`t use bullshit phrases that they memorized  from their Deepak Chopra instructional videos that they have stashed away behind the porn in their Studio City one bedroom apartment. You are far superior to your boss and I know this as a fundamental truth. You are reading my blog instead of working! What else is there to debate? Think INSIDE the box today!

Cheers.
– Jay