Hello friends.
I am currently sitting in my hotel room in Las Vegas at the Orleans Casino. I was booked to play three shows this weekend and in two hours I will play the third.

I just wanted to write a quick note and tell all of you that come see me perform my stand up, THANK YOU. The crowds have been so amazing here. Vegas is such an interesting audience because all the people in the theater are from somewhere else. A couple from Michigan sits next to a family of locals who sit next to a few guys from Holland, etc..

The Orleans Casino has been OUTSTANDING in making sure a good show happens. You would be surprised at how hard it can be to get a sound man to hit a sound cue (Canyon Club). I like the lights up a little in the showroom so I can see you too. Sometimes this turns into a major production. It is very obvious that the ORLEANS pride themselves at putting on great shows.

It is off the strip which had me a little frightened in regards to ticket sales. That fear went out the window when we were full Friday night. The casino is great to gamble in, the sports book is very good as well. Nice spa, good pool, great people watching. The only problem with people watching when you are on TV is getting to them before they start watching ME.

The casino is across the street from a strip club and next door is an enormous dildo factory (I’m not kidding). On the drive in I pointed out a garage door to my wife and said, “I like the garage door for the dildo delivery trucks”. My wife replied, “How do you know that door isn’t for the worlds largest dildo?”

Fair enough. By the way, my spell check is insisting that I am spelling dildo wrong.

In summary. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY SHOWS!!!!!
JJ