Well, as you may or may not know…or care, I got married last month. It is great. She has no idea that I am gay and I would like to keep it that way for awhile.

Last weekend I was in Cabo for a few days. It was very nice there but if you are thinking of going be advised there are a lot of Mexicans. They are there all year too…I am not sure how they can afford it. I was always told don’t drink the water while in Mexico. So, the first thing I did was chug back a good half gallon from a hose at the airport. It seemed okay enough. It had some leaves in it and tasted oddly like feet but it was very refreshing. I sat on the toilet for the first two days of the trip like a dirty fountain.

I don’t like airplanes that are not connected to the airport. You know if you fly Southwest or go to Mexico or some weird place?  Instead of parking the plane at a gate, they stop it halfway and roll those huge steps up and push them against the side of the plane. Everyone then has to get off the plane and walk across the tarmac like a released hostage.

I have been staying in a lot of hotels and watching a lot of movies (non porn). I liked The Prestige, Hollywoodland and FUCKING BORAT!!!  Holy shit, Borat is an important movie. Not only is it amazingly funny, but it is a different KIND of funny. It`s NEW.  Like when the Ramones came out.

Talladega Nights was the second funniest movie I saw this winter on pay per view.  Stranger Than Fiction sucked my balls.

My Oscar Predictions.
Best supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy
Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson
Best Actress: Helen Mirren
Best Actor: Forrest Whittaker
Best Movie: The Departed.
Best Comic: Dane Cook.
Best Food: Lard with Pam.
Best Drink: Mexican water
Best Band. Fergie

See you all soon if you live in Southern California…