Well, I landed
Well, I landed at LAX around 7:10 this morning. I went directly from the airport to the Kevin and Bean studios. Those guys really do make me laugh. It wasn’t just because i was working on 2 hours of sleep either. I did some Tracy Morgan impressions and a little Chris Tucker and Forrest Whittaker. Basically, I am only impersonating black guys now.
Hopefully the radio spot will boost ticket sales and Thursday (tomorrow night) will sell out completely. I will keep my fingers crossed. I am going to go to bed with the food network on in the background for about five hours and then I will hopefully run off some of my gut.
By the way the plane we flew to San Antonio was smaller than my Escalade. My ticket said United but I think the plane was “Ted” Actually, it might have just been “Ed”. I slept as much as I could but I had to pee like four times and the only bathroom on the plane was all the way in the back and there was a line. At one point I seriously considered pissing in one of the airsickness bags. That would have been awesome.
See you either tomorrow or later today.
jj
Great to meet you after the show in SATX. I enjoyed discussing ‘The Groomsmen’ – it really is a terrific movie. My wife was psyched that I got to meet you, and she is going to watch it on PPV tonight – so, I will probably watch it again with her (looking forward to the part with the ice cream truck). Once again, I really enjoyed your show – it was a great end to a long event. Take care man.
Clayton
i miss running into you in the kroq lobby! as usual, it was a very funny visit with the guys – i think you should find more black men to impersonate… it’s good stuff!!
u need ur own radio show for realz. when u fill in for rome, shit is priceless. that bit u did that 1 time with that dude who thought he wasnt on the air talkin bout randy moss then u said “ur on the air” and then buzzered him was fuckin classic.
Anyone ever pulled over and pissed on a busy interstate. I fucking had to once in between Springfield IL and Decatur IL. Nothing but bare winter fucking corn fields and it was after midnight, and I had been drinking. I was either going in my pants or outside.