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NOV 1-3
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NOVEMBER 7-9

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ESSAYS. POEMS. SHORT STORIES

HONEY

 

Sew yourself soon. 

End your sleeping, beauty. 

Wake from their dreams you clean. 

Stop ignoring your needs. 

They’ll rip your heart out. 

Sever your hands to massage fear and doubt. 

Put down their suitcases filled with lives and lies. 

You’re the queen bee. 

Start over and buzz for the little girl. 

I promise you honey.

©2013 JAY MOHR

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